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I fixed my life, quit my stupid habits, got my confidence back, have a hot girlfriend, and don't live in my mom's basement no more.
I used to live in my mom's basement. Now I live in my own apartment and I don't smell like a raccoon.
I got clean, got a girlfriend, and my self-esteem is back. I'm not some sad loser anymore.
I used to be a mess. Now I'm a man. A real man. A man with a hot girlfriend.