I am a celebrity employee <0>

Current Trending

4 views · Added 11d ago · 3 definitions

I get paid to be famous and act like I know what I'm doing even when I don't.

I told the fans I could fix the airplane. Now it's crashing.

I got a raise for saying 'I'm just here for the snacks.'

I took a bow for a speech I didn't write.

I dress up and pretend to be important while people pay me to do it.

I wore a crown and said 'I rule this place' even though I forgot my lines.

I got a bonus for crying on camera even though I was faking it.

I walked into a room like I owned it, but I lost my keys.

I work for a rich person and get paid to look good and say stupid things.

I said 'I love the planet' and then threw a banana peel at a tree.

I got a check for saying 'I'm just here for the fame.'

I told the fans I was a genius, but I couldn't spell my own name.