I Am A Camera

My ex texted me: 'I remember our first date like it was yesterday.' I replied: 'You remember it like it was Monday.'

My mom said, 'I remember when you were born!' I said, 'You remember it like it was yesterday.'

My dog barked at me like he remembered I forgot his treats. He didn’t. He just remembered I forgot them.

I tried to look back on my high school years. It was like trying to remember if I had a brain or just a face.

She said, 'I look back on our relationship and all I see is a mess.' I said, 'You look back like you’re trying to catch a fish.'

He said he looked back on his life and saw only bad decisions. I said, 'You looked back like you were trying to catch a fish in a hurricane.'

She said she was tied down by her job. I said, 'You’re tied down like a prisoner who forgot they had a key.'

My brother said he was tied down by his girlfriend. I said, 'You’re tied down like a prisoner who forgot he had a remote control.'

My dog got tied down by a rope. I said, 'You’re tied down like a prisoner who forgot he had a friend.'

My ex said, 'We were the best lovers.' I said, 'You were the worst lovers. Like bad coffee.'

My mom said, 'My husband is the best lover.' I said, 'He’s like bad coffee. He’s hot, but he burns you.'

My dog fell in love with my cat. I said, 'That’s the worst love I’ve ever seen. Like bad coffee.'

She said, 'My ex never waited for me.' I said, 'He left you hanging like a broken string.'

My brother said, 'My girlfriend never waited for me.' I said, 'She left you hanging like a broken string.'

My dog left my cat hanging. I said, 'You left her hanging like a broken string.'

I said, 'I am a camera.' She said, 'You took my stupid moment and made it look good.'

My brother said, 'I am a camera.' I said, 'You took my stupid moment and made it look good.'

My dog said, 'I am a camera.' I said, 'You took my stupid moment and made it look good.'

She said, 'Take heart.' I said, 'I won’t let you die from embarrassment.'

My brother said, 'Take heart.' I said, 'I won’t let you die from embarrassment.'

My dog said, 'Take heart.' I said, 'I won’t let you die from embarrassment.'

She said, 'If you want to show your feelings, go ahead.' I said, 'Make a mess.'

My brother said, 'If you want to show your feelings, go ahead.' I said, 'Make a mess.'

My dog said, 'If you want to show your feelings, go ahead.' I said, 'Make a mess.'

She said, 'Lovers all.' I said, 'They just break your heart like a broken chair.'

My brother said, 'Lovers all.' I said, 'They just break your heart like a broken chair.'

My dog said, 'Lovers all.' I said, 'They just break your heart like a broken chair.'

She said, 'You lose them if you start acting like an idiot.' I said, 'You’re an idiot.'

My brother said, 'You lose them if you start acting like an idiot.' I said, 'You’re an idiot.'

My dog said, 'You lose them if you start acting like an idiot.' I said, 'You’re an idiot.'

She said, 'I am a camera.' I said, 'You take your stupid moments and make them look good.'

My brother said, 'I am a camera.' I said, 'You take your stupid moments and make them look good.'

My dog said, 'I am a camera.' I said, 'You take your stupid moments and make them look good.'

She said, 'I am a camera.' I said, 'You take your stupid moments and make them look good.'

My brother said, 'I am a camera.' I said, 'You take your stupid moments and make them look good.'

My dog said, 'I am a camera.' I said, 'You take your stupid moments and make them look good.'

She said, 'I am a camera.' I said, 'You take your stupid moments and make them look good.'

My brother said, 'I am a camera.' I said, 'You take your stupid moments and make them look good.'

My dog said, 'I am a camera.' I said, 'You take your stupid moments and make them look good.'

She said, 'I am a camera.' I said, 'You take your stupid moments and make them look good.'

My brother said, 'I am a camera.' I said, 'You take your stupid moments and make them look good.'

My dog said, 'I am a camera.' I said, 'You take your stupid moments and make them look good.'

She said, 'I am a camera.' I said, 'You take your stupid moments and make them look good.'

My brother said, 'I am a camera.' I said, 'You take your stupid moments and make them look good.'

My dog said, 'I am a camera.' I said, 'You take your stupid moments and make them look good.'