Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

What bitches type in on the urbandictionary when they’re too dumb to know they’re being called a bitch.

I’m not a bitch, I’m a goddess. You’re just a god’s pet.

You called me a bitch? I’ll be your bitch for a week.

I’m not a bitch, I’m a legend. You’re just a meme.

2

I am better than you in every way. You’re like a broken toaster.

I’m better than you, and I also have better hair.

You’re like a broken toaster. I’m like a whole kitchen.

You’re the kid who failed math. I’m the kid who aced it and got a scholarship.

3

When you’re still inside a girl but you’re already sad and weak like a baby.

I was inside her and I was already crying like a baby.

I got inside her and I turned into a crying baby.

I was still in her but I was already a crybaby.

4

Means that I am so tired I could fall asleep on a hot dog.

I’m so tired I could fall asleep on a hot dog.

I’m so tired I’d nap on a bus and wake up on a plane.

I’m so tired I could sleep on a pizza and wake up still hungry.

5

This is the meaning of the leader of the bunch of the saying toddykweest.

Todd is the king of the bunch. He’s the main man.

Todd leads the bunch. He’s the boss of the whole thing.

Todd is the king of the group. He’s the head honcho.

6

When you don’t feel bad for something you did wrong. You’re just a bad person.

I did something wrong, but I don’t feel bad. I’m just a bad person.

I messed up, but I don’t feel bad. I’m just a bad kid.

I did something wrong, but I don’t feel guilty. I’m just a bad person.

7

I AM THE GREATEST BITCH IN THE WORLD. You’re just a loser.

I’m the greatest bitch in the world. You’re just a loser.

I’m the greatest bitch ever. You’re just a sad person.

I’m the best bitch. You’re just a nobody.