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William Afton didn't shut up about coming back. He was like a broken record in a haunted house.
'I always come back!' He said that like he had a contract with death.
'I always come back!' He didn't even wait for the ghost to finish screaming.
'I always come back!' He was so annoying, even the demon got tired of him.
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You tell this to someone who just told you you missed the boat. It's like giving them a middle finger with a side of sarcasm.
'I always there!' I said, then went to the bar and got a drink.
'I always there!' I said, then walked out and left them in the dust.
'I always there!' I said, and then I forgot what I was talking about.
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You never get enough. You’re like a kid at a buffet who eats everything and then asks for seconds.
'I always there!' I ate three pizzas and still wanted more.
'I always there!' I drank six beers and still wanted to drink more.
'I always there!' I took the last cookie and then asked for another.
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This phrase is like a meme that’s about to blow up. It's the ‘oh’ of excitement and the ‘always’ of something that’s just going to keep happening.
'Oh always!' I said, then posted it on Twitter and it went viral.
'Oh always!' I said, and my friends laughed at me for being dramatic.
'Oh always!' I said, and now everyone knows my catchphrase.
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This is like when your friend says something stupid and you just want to punch them.
'I always there!' I said, and then I realized I didn't even know where I was.
'I always there!' I said, and then I asked my friend what he meant.
'I always there!' I said, and then I questioned my whole life.
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You're tired of being surrounded by men. You want some women to spice things up a little.
'I always there!' I said, and then I asked if there were any women in the place.
'I always there!' I said, and then I looked around like I was in a man convention.
'I always there!' I said, and then I made a joke about being surrounded by meat.
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You're quoting Scarface, but you don't even know what it means. It's like you're trying to sound cool but you just sounded dumb.
'I always there!' I said, then tried to quote Scarface and failed.
'I always there!' I said, and then I realized I didn't know what I was talking about.
'I always there!' I said, and then I went back to eating my burger.
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