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The ultimate excuse when you're too lazy to do anything but still want to sound like a boss. It’s like magic, but with more laziness and less actual work.
Why are you crying? I already did.
You want me to do it again? I already did.
I didn’t even wake up. I already did.
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The most disrespectful way to say you’re done with someone’s nonsense. It’s like throwing a tantrum and winning.
You want me to listen to you whine? I already did.
You think I care about your problems? I already did.
I already did. You already did. We all already did.
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A phrase used by people who think they’re cool, but really just don’t want to do anything. It’s like a lazy person’s superpower.
You want me to do the math? I already did.
You want me to eat the pie? I already did.
You want me to take the blame? I already did.
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The most annoying way to say you’re not going to do anything else. It’s like a kid who won’t stop whining.
You want me to walk the dog? I already did.
You want me to eat the last piece of cake? I already did.
You want me to explain it again? I already did.
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A phrase used when someone is too full of themselves to do anything. It’s like the universe gave them a free pass.
You want me to do the chores? I already did.
You want me to answer your questions? I already did.
You want me to do your homework? I already did.
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