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I am always there, even when I shouldn’t be. I show up like a fat kid at a buffet.

I was there when the pizza was gone and the soda was flat.

I showed up to the party 3 hours late and brought a dog.

I was the reason the Wi-Fi crashed during the Zoom call.

I never stop. I’m like a broken toilet that won’t flush.

I was there when the test started, the test ended, and the teacher started crying.

I showed up for every meeting, even the ones that were about snacks.

I was still there when the lights went out and the fire alarm went off.

I’m everywhere, like a virus that won’t die.

I was there when the coffee ran out and the printer jammed.

I showed up for the meeting, the lunch, and the post-lunch nap.

I was still there when the building caught fire and the fire trucks arrived.

I stick around like a kid who won’t leave the playground.

I was there when the game ended, the snack ran out, and the clock broke.

I showed up for every break, even the ones that weren’t scheduled.

I was still there when the teacher called my mom.

I’m like a ghost that won’t leave the room.

I was there when the lights went off and the music stopped.

I showed up for the party, the cleanup, and the post-party hangover.

I was still there when the cops came and the neighbors called the fire department.

I’m like a dog that won’t stop barking.

I was there when the dog barked, the neighbor screamed, and the cops showed up.

I showed up for the meeting, the coffee break, and the lunch that never happened.

I was still there when the clock hit 5 and no one wanted to leave.