Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

i ain't your napkin; i'm not getting covered in your gross hand mess

you wiped your greasy fingers on me during lunch

you used me to wipe your sweaty palms after gym

you tried to dry your snot on me during class

2

i'm not your napkin; i'm not your trash can for your hand disasters

you wiped your pizza cheese on me at the table

you used me to clean your muddy shoes

you wiped your boogers on me during a test

3

i ain't your napkin; i'm not getting your hand gunk all over me

you used me to wipe your sticky fingers after eating candy

you cleaned your smelly hands on me during recess

you wiped your slimy fingers on me during math

4

i'm not your napkin; i'm not your hand wipe for your mess

you wiped your gooey fingers on me after eating spaghetti

you used me to clean your grubby hands after gym

you wiped your runny nose on me during a presentation

5

i ain't your napkin; i'm not your hand rag for your grossness

you wiped your messy hands on me during lunch

you used me to clean your smelly fingers after gym

you wiped your snot on me during a quiz

6

i'm not your napkin; i'm not your hand wipe for your mess

you used me to clean your slimy fingers after eating ice cream

you wiped your gross hands on me during math

you used me to wipe your runny nose during science