i aint yo bro

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something your dad says when you try to be cool and call him 'Bro' or 'Right Hand Man' like he's some fancy king

Dad: 'I aint yo bro, I'm yo dad' after I called him 'Bro' at the grocery store

Dad: 'I aint yo bro, I'm the one who gave you life' when I tried to be cool at dinner

Dad: 'I aint yo bro, I'm the one who put you in time-out' when I said 'Right Hand Man' at school

what your dad says when you try to act like you're in a gang and he's just there to help

Dad: 'I aint yo bro, I'm the one who pays the bills' when I tried to be a gangster at the mall

Dad: 'I aint yo bro, I'm the one who knows your real name' after I said 'Bro' at the park

Dad: 'I aint yo bro, I'm the one who gives you allowance' when I tried to be a tough guy at lunch

what your dad says when you're trying to be cool and he's just trying to survive your nonsense

Dad: 'I aint yo bro, I'm the one who still pays for your phone' after I said 'Bro' at the gas station

Dad: 'I aint yo bro, I'm the one who still feeds you' when I tried to be a gang member at dinner

Dad: 'I aint yo bro, I'm the one who still lets you stay up late' when I said 'Right Hand Man' on Zoom