i ain't wearin' one

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This is what lazy-ass criminals say when they don't want to use a condom. They're too busy bragging about their sperm count to care if they get caught.

"I ain't wearin' one, I'm the king of the street!", A guy who got caught with a kid in the hospital.

"I ain't wearin' one, I'm too cool for that.", Said by a guy who got a girl pregnant in the mall.

"I ain't wearin' one, I’m just here to flex.", Said by a guy who got a girl pregnant in the grocery store.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

This is what criminals say when they're too dumb to use a condom. They just want to get the girl pregnant and then blame the baby on the whole neighborhood.

"I ain't wearin' one, I'm just here to pop a kid.", Said by a guy who got three kids pregnant.

"I ain't wearin' one, I'm too busy thinking about my next robbery.", Said by a guy who got caught with a baby in the bank.

"I ain't wearin' one, I just want my name on the birth certificate.", Said by a guy who got a girl pregnant in the park.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

This is what criminals say when they're too cheap to buy a condom. They’d rather get the girl pregnant and then have to pay child support for the rest of their lives.

"I ain't wearin' one, I'm saving my money for my next robbery.", Said by a guy who got caught with a baby in the police station.

"I ain't wearin' one, I'm too cheap for that.", Said by a guy who got a girl pregnant at the gas station.

"I ain't wearin' one, I just want my name on the birth certificate.", Said by a guy who got a girl pregnant in the jail.

by Slangipedia 3d ago