I ain't no saint

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A girl who sleeps with half the school but still acts like she’s too good for anyone. She’s got a reputation and a reputation is everything.

I had sex with the quarterback, but I still gave him a B.

She flirts with the teacher but still does her homework.

She’s got a boy on each side but still wears her Sunday best to church.

A girl who’s got more boyfriends than a pizza has slices and still thinks she’s the queen of the school.

She’s got three guys on her arm at the same time and still thinks she’s the best.

She kissed the principal’s son and still talks like she’s perfect.

She’s got a boyfriend in every grade and still shows up to class on time.

A girl who’s got a reputation for being wild but still shows up to church like she’s never missed a prayer.

She partied all night but still came to class with no makeup.

She’s got a tattoo but still wears a dress to the prom.

She’s got a boyfriend in every class but still does her homework.

A girl who’s got more boyfriends than a football team and still thinks she’s the most popular kid in school.

She’s got five boyfriends and still has time to do her hair.

She’s got a new boyfriend every week and still passes all her tests.

She’s got a boy on each side but still shows up to class on time.

A girl who’s got more boyfriends than a pizza has toppings and still acts like she’s the only one worth knowing.

She’s got four boyfriends and still thinks she’s the best.

She kissed the school’s janitor and still thinks she’s perfect.

She’s got a boyfriend in every class and still does her homework.

A girl who’s got more boyfriends than a year has months and still thinks she’s the best thing since sliced bread.

She’s got six boyfriends and still shows up to school every day.

She’s got a new boyfriend every week and still passes all her tests.

She’s got a boyfriend in every class and still has time to do her hair.