I ain't never seen the beat

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You’re so baffled by someone’s dumb behavior that you can’t even form a sentence to describe how stupid they are.
My cousin tried to talk to a chicken. I ain't never seen the beat.
My mom wore socks with sandals to a funeral. I ain't never seen the beat.
My dog ate my homework and then my cat. I ain't never seen the beat.
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You’re so shocked by someone’s nonsense that you just throw your hands up and give up talking.
My neighbor tried to start a band with his parrot. I ain't never seen the beat.
My brother proposed to a goat. I ain't never seen the beat.
My teacher made us do math during recess. I ain't never seen the beat.
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You're so amazed by someone’s dumbness that you just stare at them like they’ve lost their mind.
My friend tried to fight a traffic light. I ain't never seen the beat.
My dad tried to build a house out of cereal boxes. I ain't never seen the beat.
My sister tried to talk to a ghost on TikTok. I ain't never seen the beat.
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You're so confused by someone’s crazy actions that you can't even think straight.
My uncle tried to dance with a cow. I ain't never seen the beat.
My mom tried to make a pizza out of soup. I ain't never seen the beat.
My brother tried to teach his goldfish algebra. I ain't never seen the beat.
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You're so dumbfounded by someone’s nonsense that you just walk away and say nothing.
My neighbor tried to start a fire with a banana. I ain't never seen the beat.
My cousin tried to build a rocket out of legos. I ain't never seen the beat.
My dog tried to play chess with my cat. I ain't never seen the beat.
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