I ain’t gonna say my name but my family calls me stoopid

I tried to build a cool sandcastle, but it collapsed and called me a failure.

My cousin built a sand castle that looked like a pile of dirt and said it was art.

I stepped on a sand castle and it cried, 'Why?'

I tried to swim in the ocean and got yelled at by a kid who thought I was cheating.

My friend jumped in the ocean and screamed, 'This is a pool!' and then fell over.

A kid told me the ocean was a pool and then got lost in the waves.

A seagull stole my chips and then gave me a business card.

I tried to eat my chips, but a seagull showed up and said, 'You’re fired.'

My chips were eaten by a seagull who then started a chip business.