I ain't giving no fucks

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This person is so lazy they wouldn’t even bother to poop if you paid them.

My mom said I failed math. I ain't giving no fucks. I’m gonna fail the whole year.

My crush asked me out. I said no. I ain't giving no fucks. He’s probably gonna cry.

My dog ate my homework. I ain't giving no fucks. He’s getting a raise.

They’re so unbothered they could live in a trash can and still win a beauty pageant.

My teacher gave me a detention. I ain't giving no fucks. I’m gonna sleep through the whole class.

My friend said I was ugly. I ain't giving no fucks. I’m gonna get a tattoo.

My dad said I was gonna be poor. I ain't giving no fucks. I’m gonna be poor and famous.

They're so indifferent they could watch a goat eat a pizza and still say it's delicious.

My brother stole my phone. I ain't giving no fucks. I’m gonna get a new phone and he’s gonna be sad.

My crush asked me out again. I said no again. I ain't giving no fucks. He’s probably gonna die.

My dog peed on my bed. I ain't giving no fucks. I’m gonna sleep on the floor.

They don’t care enough to even bother to breathe if you asked them to.

My mom yelled at me. I ain't giving no fucks. I’m gonna yell back.

My crush sent me 100 messages. I ain't giving no fucks. I’m gonna ignore them all.

My teacher said I was going to fail. I ain't giving no fucks. I’m gonna pass and she’s gonna cry.

They're so unbothered they could eat a whole pizza and still say it's barely okay.

My dad said I was going to be poor. I ain't giving no fucks. I’m gonna be poor and rich at the same time.

My crush asked me out again. I said no again. I ain't giving no fucks. He’s probably gonna quit life.

My dog ate my homework again. I ain't giving no fucks. I’m gonna get a new dog and he’s gonna be sad.