I ain't gettin' on no plane

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A loud, angry declaration from someone who thinks planes are just tin cans waiting to crash into the sky.

I ain't gettin' on no plane. I'd rather walk to Mars than fly in that death trap.

No way I'm gettin' on that plane. Last time I flew, the toilet clogged and the pilot had a meltdown.

I ain't gettin' on no plane. I'd rather be eaten by a shark than be squished like a sardine in a tin can.

A classic line from a man who would sooner take a bullet than ride a flying death trap.

I ain't gettin' on no plane. I'd rather take a bullet than ride that flying death trap.

No way I'm gettin' on that plane. I'm not gonna be the one who gets sucked into the engine.

I ain't gettin' on no plane. I'd rather be buried than be crammed in a seat with a guy who eats socks.

A strong refusal from a man who has no trust in planes and probably blames them for his bad luck.

I ain't gettin' on no plane. That thing's got more problems than my ex-wife.

No way I'm gettin' on that plane. I think it's gonna crash and I'll be the only one who gets eaten by a lion.

I ain't gettin' on no plane. I'd rather be stuck in traffic than be stuck in the sky with a bunch of jerks.