I ain't even mad

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I’m so stunned by how bad this is that I’m not even annoyed anymore.
Your ex just texted you and your ex’s new boyfriend is your childhood best friend.
Your math test had 20 questions and only 1 was about math.
Your mom signed you up for a dance class and you’re 15.
2
This is so messed up, I can’t even be angry.
Your teacher said you failed because you drew a mustache on the principal’s portrait.
Your little brother ate your homework and then told the teacher it was yours.
You got a D+ and your best friend got an F.
3
This is so wild, I can’t even be annoyed.
Your dog just stole your lunch and your mom took a picture of it.
Your friend’s pet turtle won the spelling bee.
Your math teacher is dating your history teacher and they’re both married.
4
So bad, I can’t even be mad.
Your pizza came with pickles and mustard instead of cheese.
You got stuck in the middle of the road during a thunderstorm.
Your dad forgot your birthday and remembered it the next day.
5
This is so ridiculous, I can’t even be mad.
Your teacher gave you a pop quiz on the moon’s phases and you didn’t study.
Your mom signed you up for karate and you’re terrified of the belt.
Your little brother asked for a pet dragon and you said yes.
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