Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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I respect you, Santino. You're the best thing since sliced bread and I want to bang you in the back of a moving van.

You're like my hero, Santino. I want to date you and also beat you up.

Respect, Santino. You're my favorite person. I might propose to you in a public bathroom.

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You're cool, Santino. I think you're the kind of guy who would make me feel special and also punch my face.

Santino, you're the kind of guy who would make me feel like a king... and also like a punching bag.

You're the best, Santino. I want to date you and also get revenge on you.

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I like you, Santino. You're hot and I want to be your best friend, your lover, and your new ex.

Santino, you're my type. I want to date you and also break up with you in public.

You're the best, Santino. I want to be your girlfriend, your punchbag, and your new obsession.