I accept

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I accept means I'm either too dumb to argue or too lazy to fight back. It also means I'm letting you walk all over me like a rug.

I accept, bro. Your mom's a witch and I'm too tired to care.

I accept. You just called me a f***ing donkey and I'm too drunk to deny it.

I accept. You said my hair looks like a raccoon's nest and I'm too broke to buy a comb.

I accept is what you say when you're too confused to think straight and you're pretending to be cool about it.

I accept. Your plan to rob a bank with a spoon sounds like a nightmare but I'm too tired to question it.

I accept. You just told me I'm the worst friend ever and I’m too sad to prove it.

I accept. You said I look like a potato and I’m too hungry to argue.

I accept is the biggest f***ing lie you'll ever tell, especially when you're trying to avoid getting yelled at.

I accept. You just said I failed my math test and I’m too scared to tell you I failed my English one too.

I accept. You told me my pizza is worse than your ex’s and I’m too full to prove it.

I accept. You said I look like a baby and I’m too busy crying to fight back.

I accept is the most overused phrase on the internet, like a f***ing broken record that won’t stop playing.

I accept. You said I’m the worst artist ever and I’m too tired to draw a decent stick figure.

I accept. You called my music a f***ing disaster and I’m too busy listening to your terrible songs.

I accept. You said my dance moves are the worst and I’m too shy to prove it.