i a8nt got no bones

My mom says I’m a noodle with no backbone

I got kneed in the gut and just giggled

I tried to fight back and got a face full of glitter

I tried to stand up and fell over like a drunk turtle

I got hit with a mop and just sighed

I cried when my brother ate my last slice of pizza

I got scared of a vacuum cleaner

I ran from a spider and tripped

I cried when my friend got a C on a test