Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

It means I hate your guts and wish you had never been born. The <3 is just a messed-up heart that’s been kicked in.

I </3 u since you ate my last slice of pizza.

I </3 u for making me fail math.

I </3 u because you’re ugly and you know it.

2

It's when you say you love someone, but you're too lazy to write it the right way. You're just a dummy.

I </3 u, even though you're a total dork.

I </3 u, but you're still the best.

I </3 u, and I mean it, even if you're a mess.

3

A stupid way to say you're a math idiot who doesn't know how to do inequalities and thinks hearts are numbers.

I </3 u because you think math is just counting heart emojis.

I </3 u and you're still wrong.

I </3 u, and I swear you flunked algebra.

4

It's when you say you love someone, and you're too dumb to write it properly. The <3 is just a broken heart that doesn’t know how to work.

I </3 u, but you're still the worst.

I </3 u, and I mean it with all my heart (which is broken).

I </3 u, even though you're a complete idiot.

5

A song by some French guys that’s so good it makes your brain explode, and it’s also a way to say you love someone, even if you’re a dork.

I </3 u, and I just listened to that song again.

I </3 u, and I know the lyrics by heart (literally).

I </3 u, and I'm still dancing to it in my room.