Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A silly way to say your balls are the best thing ever and you love them like they're your soulmates

I <3 my <8s because they're the only thing that keeps me from crying every day

My <8s are <3 and I'm not sorry

I <3 my <8s more than my mom and my ex

2

A stupid way to brag about your junk and act like everyone should care

I <3 my <8s and you don't even know what you're missing

My <8s are <3 and I'm just getting started

I <3 my <8s so much I might throw up

3

A dumb phrase used to show off your balls like they’re trophies you won at a bar

I <3 my <8s and I'm not even drunk

My <8s are <3 and I’m just getting warmed up

I <3 my <8s so much I might start a religion

4

A ridiculous way to say your balls are amazing and you’re proud of them like they did something important

I <3 my <8s and I'm not even trying

My <8s are <3 and they're getting a raise

I <3 my <8s so much I might quit my job

5

A cheesy way to say your balls are the reason you're still alive and you’re not ashamed of them

I <3 my <8s and I don't care if you laugh

My <8s are <3 and they're the best friends I’ve ever had

I <3 my <8s so much I might start a band

6

A dumb way to say your balls are perfect and you're not afraid to admit it

I <3 my <8s and I'm not even modest

My <8s are <3 and they're the reason I'm still breathing

I <3 my <8s so much I might write a poem about them