Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

It means I love you so hard it feels like my heart is gonna explode. It’s like the worst math problem ever, but it’s also the best.

I <3 you so much I’m gonna text you 100 times a day

I <3 you more than my mom’s spaghetti

I <3 you so bad I almost failed algebra

2

A girl writes this on her hand when she’s over a boy who treated her like trash. It’s like giving him a middle finger with a heart.

I <3 ? because he said I was ugly

I <3 ? after he cheated on me with my best friend

I <3 ? because he dumped me for a TikTok influencer

3

It means I love you. The <3 is just a heart. It’s like saying I love you with less effort than doing your homework.

I <3 you because you’re better than my ex

I <3 you more than my dog loves treats

I <3 you and I’m not even fake about it

4

It’s the worst math thing ever. You can’t love someone and use inequalities at the same time. It’s like trying to multiply by zero and failing.

I <3 you and I can’t even do the math

I <3 you so much my calculator broke

I <3 you and my teacher gave me a D

5

If you say I </3 you, that means you don’t love them. It’s like giving someone the worst insult ever but with a heart.

I </3 you because you broke my heart

I </3 you after you said I was fat

I </3 you and I’m never talking to you again

6

It’s a way of saying I love you, but it’s also like a science experiment. It’s like saying I love you with some weird chemical formula.

I <3 you like I love science

I <3 you more than I love my lab partner

I <3 you and I’m gonna fail chemistry because of it

7

It’s the best song ever. It’s like a person singing on an iPhone forever. It’s so good it makes your brain hurt.

I <3 this song it’s so good

I <3 this song more than my life

I <3 this song and I’m gonna listen to it 100 times