H'yboo

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A woman so hot she makes men act like they’ve never seen a hot woman before, and her name usually starts with H. She’s the reason guys forget to breathe.
My cousin is an H'yboo. I saw him drool on his pizza.
He texted me: 'I think I saw my ex's sister. She’s an H'yboo.'
At the mall, he stared at her like she was the last piece of cake on Earth.
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A woman so good-looking, she turns men into lovesick fools. Her name usually starts with H. Men act like they’re dying.
He said, 'She’s an H'yboo. I can’t think straight.'
He saw her and forgot his own name. I had to remind him it was Dave.
He tried to impress her by singing. It was terrible. But she still smiled.
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A woman so pretty, men fall in love like they were hit by a bus. Most of them start with H. They can’t think straight.
He fell for her in 10 seconds. Now he’s texting her every hour.
He told me, 'She’s an H'yboo. I’m going to marry her.'
He asked her out. She said yes. Now he’s eating pizza with his hands.
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A woman so attractive, men go crazy. They start acting like idiots. Her name usually starts with H.
He said, 'She’s an H'yboo. I’m gonna propose.'
He saw her and started singing in the grocery store.
He tried to flirt with her. He failed. But he kept trying.
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A woman so hot, men lose their minds. They start acting like they’re in a cartoon. Her name usually starts with H.
He texted me, 'I saw an H'yboo. I think I’m in love.'
He asked her to the prom. He forgot to bring flowers.
He stared at her so long, he didn’t notice his pants were on fire.
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