H@yb

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A loud way to say hello that sounds like a toddler threw up on a keyboard. Used when you’re too lazy to type a real message.
H@yb, I’m still alive. Don’t worry.
H@yb, I just ate a whole pizza. You’re welcome.
H@yb, I’m gonna fail this class. You’re gonna die.
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A shout from someone who thinks they’re cool but actually just forgot how to type. It’s like saying ‘yo’ but with more effort and less brain.
H@yb, I just passed my math test. You’re proud.
H@yb, I’m gonna beat you up. You’re scared.
H@yb, I just stole your lunch. You’re mad.
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A weird way to say ‘hi’ that only people who type like monkeys use. It’s like a scream from a confused kid who just got grounded.
H@yb, I just got grounded. You’re laughing.
H@yb, I just ate a sock. You’re grossed out.
H@yb, I just failed. You’re sad.
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A loud, messy way to say hello that makes your mom cry. It’s like a toddler who can’t spell and also has a lot of anger.
H@yb, I just broke my mom’s favorite cup. You’re mad.
H@yb, I just got a D. You’re disappointed.
H@yb, I just told my dog I hate him. You’re confused.
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A shout from someone who’s too lazy to type properly. It’s like a dog barking at a pizza box and also screaming.
H@yb, I just got a pizza. You’re happy.
H@yb, I just got a bad grade. You’re sad.
H@yb, I just told my teacher I hate him. You’re confused.
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