h@x0r3d

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1
When a nerd with a keyboard and a bad attitude breaks into your computer and makes it cry.
My mom's computer got h@x0r3d and now it plays cat videos nonstop.
The school server got h@x0r3d and the principal's face was on the lunch menu.
My bank got h@x0r3d and I now owe $500 to a guy who likes tacos.
2
When a computer gets poked with a stick by a hacker who thinks they're a wizard.
My laptop got h@x0r3d and now it won't let me play Fortnite.
The city's traffic lights got h@x0r3d and everyone got stuck in a 3-hour traffic jam.
My phone got h@x0r3d and now it texts my mom every 5 minutes.
3
When a hacker takes your computer and turns it into a meat grinder.
My computer got h@x0r3d and now it screams every time I open a file.
The school's website got h@x0r3d and now it shows a picture of a goat wearing a hat.
My password got h@x0r3d and now I have to remember 12 different passwords.
4
When a hacker steals your computer and uses it to steal your soul.
My computer got h@x0r3d and now it asks me if I want to be a zombie.
The teacher's computer got h@x0r3d and now it plays disco music during math class.
My gaming account got h@x0r3d and now I'm stuck with a level 1 character.
5
When your computer is taken over by a hacker who thinks they're the king of the world.
My computer got h@x0r3d and now it won't let me watch YouTube.
The city's power grid got h@x0r3d and everyone got stuck in the dark.
My phone got h@x0r3d and now it sends me 100 text messages from my ex.
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