Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A giant butt that looks like it was hit by a truck and then a pizza

My cousin's H. U. F. A is so big, it has its own zip code.

I saw a H. U. F. A walking down the street, and it blocked traffic.

My dog ran away because of my H. U. F. A.

2

A butt so big, it could start a war

My H. U. F. A is so big, it could be a whole new planet.

My H. U. F. A is like a mountain, and I live on it.

My H. U. F. A is so big, it has its own social media.

3

A butt that makes everyone else look like a skinny chicken

My H. U. F. A is so big, it makes my dog look like a potato.

I tried to hide my H. U. F. A, but it came out in the DMs.

My H. U. F. A is so big, it has a full-time job.

4

A butt that’s so huge, it’s like a whole new person

My H. U. F. A is so big, it has its own name: Bob.

I told my H. U. F. A it was getting too big, and it replied with a glare.

My H. U. F. A is so big, it has a passport.

5

A butt that’s so fat, it’s like it’s been sitting there for 10 years

My H. U. F. A is so old, it has wrinkles.

I took a picture of my H. U. F. A, and it looked like a photo from the 80s.

My H. U. F. A is so fat, it has its own birthday.