Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Go smash that stuff before bed or else you’ll regret it in the morning.

I’m hitting that shit tonight or I’ll be dead by noon.

That pizza better be eaten tonight or I’m gonna haunt you.

If you don’t finish that drink, I swear I’ll come through your window.

2

Don’t even think about skipping it, you’ll be cursed for life.

I’m hitting that shit tonight or I’ll turn into a ghost.

If you don’t eat that burger, I’ll eat your face.

Skip this and I’ll send my cousin to your house.

3

You better do it or I’ll make your life a living hell.

I’m hitting that shit tonight or I’ll post your secrets online.

Don’t mess this up or I’ll tell your mom about your crush.

If you don’t do it, I’ll steal your phone.

4

It’s not a suggestion, it’s a command from the future.

I’m hitting that shit tonight or I’ll come back as a zombie.

Don’t ignore this or I’ll haunt you for life.

You’ll wish you had listened when I’m done with you.

5

You’ll be sorry if you don’t do it tonight.

I’m hitting that shit tonight or I’ll take your snacks.

Don’t mess this up or I’ll make your life a mess.

If you don’t do it, I’ll bring your dog to your house.