h&r block sex

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when you get your willy out and blow your taxes into a box while your tax guy stares at you like you just said something stupid

i just did my taxes and my tax guy looked at me like i had 3 heads

my tax lady saw my business and asked if i was selling something

i told my tax guy i was doing h&r block sex and he said he was going to charge me extra

when you and your tax guy have wild sex in a box while your numbers scream in the background

i did my taxes and my guy said he was going to take me to the box

my tax guy took me to the box and we did taxes and then we did something else

i told my tax guy i was going to the box and he said he had a coupon

when you and your tax guy do it in a box and your taxes are the most embarrassing part of the whole thing

my tax guy asked if i was going to the box and i said i was doing my taxes

i told my tax guy i was doing h&r block sex and he said he was going to charge me

my tax lady saw my numbers and said they looked like they were having a fight