h&q

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A one-night wonder where you bang someone and then vanish like a fart in a hurricane. No feelings. No plans. Just a quickie and a quick exit.

You: 'Hey, want to do this?' Her: 'Sure.' You: 'Later.' Her: 'Bye.'

He: 'We had sex.' Me: 'So? What's the big deal?' Him: 'I don't know. I just left.'

She: 'We did it.' Me: 'So?' She: 'That's it.' Me: 'You're the worst.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You hit someone with your junk and then you ghost them. Like you don’t even care if they’re sad or confused. You just walk away.

He: 'We had sex.' Me: 'Cool.' Him: 'I'm out.' Me: 'You're a coward.'

She: 'We did it.' Me: 'So?' She: 'That's it.' Me: 'You're the worst.'

You: 'Hey, want to do this?' Him: 'Sure.' You: 'Later.' Him: 'Bye.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You found this. You are the chosen one. You are the only one who could type these letters in this order. You are the special. You are the god of boredom.

DM: 'F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V'

Text: 'You found this. You are special.'

In class: 'You found this. You are the god of boredom.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago