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A HPEB is a hot punk emo kid who wears a belt full of spikes and has hair that looks like it was dragged through a garbage can. They also have butts that make you want to slap them.
My cousin is a HPEB. He wears a belt with 100 spikes and his hair is sideways like he got hit by a car.
I saw a HPEB at the mall. He had a spiked belt and a butt that was so good, I almost cried.
My friend’s crush is a HPEB. He has a spiked belt and a butt so fine, it’s criminal.