H.P.E.B.

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A HPEB is a hot punk emo kid who wears a belt full of spikes and has hair that looks like it was dragged through a garbage can. They also have butts that make you want to slap them.
My cousin is a HPEB. He wears a belt with 100 spikes and his hair is sideways like he got hit by a car.
I saw a HPEB at the mall. He had a spiked belt and a butt that was so good, I almost cried.
My friend’s crush is a HPEB. He has a spiked belt and a butt so fine, it’s criminal.
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A HPEB is a punk kid who looks like he just came out of a dumpster. He has hair on one side and a belt that could stab a person. Plus, his butt is so good, it’s legendary.
That HPEB in my class has a belt that looks like it came from a prison.
My neighbor is a HPEB. He has one side of his hair up and a belt that could kill someone.
I saw a HPEB in the park. He had a belt with spikes and a butt that could make anyone jealous.
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A HPEB is a punk kid who wears a belt full of spikes and has hair that looks like it was pulled out by a cat. Their butt is so good, it’s like a free snack.
That HPEB in my class has a belt with so many spikes, it looks like a torture device.
My crush is a HPEB. He has hair on one side and a butt that’s so good, I could die.
I saw a HPEB at the store. He had a spiked belt and a butt that made me want to punch the wall.
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