H.P. Lovecraft

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The guy who made horror so good it makes your brain scream and your guts curl up like a pretzel. He wrote stuff so creepy it could haunt your dreams for life.
I read The Call of Cthulhu and now I hear whispers in my shower.
His stories are so scary I peed my pants during a sleepover.
My teacher said I’d fail if I kept drawing tentacle monsters on my math test.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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He was a genius who wrote some of the best horror ever, but he also named his cat the worst possible name ever.
He named his cat Nigger Man and it got him banned from the local library.
His cat’s name was so bad it became a meme in the 80s.
People still mock him for it in online forums.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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His cat was named Nigger Man and it was the worst thing ever. No one could take it seriously after that.
He named his cat Nigger Man and now it’s a joke in every college class.
His cat’s name was so bad it ruined his legacy forever.
I bet his cat hated him for that name.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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