h'orsh'it

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Some feminists tried to make a new word to replace 'he' and 'she' but ended up with a mess that sounds like a curse. It’s called 'h'orsh'it'. It’s like they threw a tantrum and spilled coffee on a keyboard.
My teacher said, 'The h'orsh'it will take the test today.' I looked at her like she was crazy.
My mom called my dad 'h'orsh'it' because he forgot to do the dishes again.
My friend texted me: 'Why is my dog called h'orsh'it? It’s not even a person!'
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Feminists tried to make a fancy word for 'he or she' and got 'h'orsh'it'. It’s like they took a spelling test and failed. It’s the worst word since 'fornication'.
My teacher said, 'The h'orsh'it is going to the store.' I asked, 'Is it a boy or a girl? Or is it a monster?'
My friend’s pet rabbit is named 'h'orsh'it' because it’s weird and sometimes eats my homework.
My brother texted me: 'My mom called me h'orsh'it because she thinks I’m a girl.' I laughed so hard I cried.
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Feminists tried to fix 'he or she' and made 'h'orsh'it'. It’s like they took a word and turned it into a joke. It’s the word you yell when you’re confused and angry at the same time.
My teacher wrote 'h'orsh'it' on the board and said, 'This is your new name for the rest of the year.' I groaned and threw a pencil.
My friend’s dog ran into the school and the principal called it 'h'orsh'it' because it was weird and smelled like a garbage can.
My mom said, 'You’re acting like a h'orsh'it today!' I replied, 'I am, and I’m proud of it!'
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