H.O.O.W.D.

Bridget: 'I looked like a raccoon with a hangover. I couldn't even walk down the aisle.'

Dad: 'He tripped over the cake and fell into the punch bowl. It was glorious.'

Best Man: 'She cried at the toast. Then she threw up in the limo. Classic.'

Groom: 'I thought I was getting married to my sister. I had no idea who I was.'

Bride: 'He said 'I do' to my ex. I was so confused.'

Wedding Planner: 'They tried to dance, but he fell over. I had to clean up punch from the floor.'

Bride: 'I couldn't even see the dress. I thought I was wearing pants.'

Groom: 'I tried to kiss her, but I hit the cake. It was like a war zone.'

Wedding Guest: 'They were both crying and laughing. It was like a weird movie.'