H.O.B.C.

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A stupid way to say you're hanging out and trying to act like you're not a total mess inside.

Hey man, wanna H. O. B. C. at the mall? I’ll buy you a snack if you pretend you’re not broke.

I’m H. O. B. C. ing at the park, but I’m literally just waiting for my mom to pick me up.

I said I was H. O. B. C. ing, but I was just eating cereal out of the box and yelling at my brother.

When you’re pretending to be chill, but you’re actually dying inside from embarrassment.

I tried to H. O. B. C. with my crush, but I tripped over my own feet.

I said I was H. O. B. C. ing, but I was just texting my best friend about how bad I looked.

I tried to be cool, but my dog ran into the store and knocked over a display.

A fake excuse to avoid doing something you don’t want to do.

I’m H. O. B. C. ing at the library, but I’m actually hiding from my math test.

I said I was H. O. B. C. ing, but I was just playing video games on my phone.

I’m pretending to be cool so I don’t have to clean my room.

When you’re just trying to look cool, but you’re actually a hot mess.

I’m H. O. B. C. ing at the park, but I forgot my shoes and my pants are on backwards.

I said I was H. O. B. C. ing, but I was just eating pizza out of a bag and crying.

I tried to be cool, but my mom showed up and yelled at me for being late.

A stupid way to say you're hanging out and trying to act like you're not a total loser.

I said I was H. O. B. C. ing, but I was just sitting on the floor eating chips.

I’m H. O. B. C. ing with my friends, but I got kicked out for fighting.

I tried to be cool, but I got stuck in the elevator with my math teacher.