H.M.WO

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A woman who thinks she's a queen and expects you to polish her crown every day.
She cried when I used the same shirt twice.
She asked for a spa day because her eyeliner smudged.
She sent me a 12-page text about why I didn't text her back fast enough.
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A woman who believes you're her personal servant and will scream if you don't bring her coffee with two sugars and a side of entitlement.
She threw a fit because I forgot to bring her snacks to work.
She called me at 2 a. m. to complain about my haircut.
She posted a 45-minute video about how I ruined her day.
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A woman who thinks you're her personal fashion designer and will judge you for wearing something that doesn't match her mood.
She said my shoes were 'literally the worst thing I've ever seen.'
She wouldn't talk to me for a week because I wore a red shirt on Monday.
She sent me a 7-minute voice note about my outfit.
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