H.M.F.

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A High Maintenance Female is a woman who acts like she's the only one who matters. She takes more than she gives and makes everyone around her look like a fool.
She changed her hair three times in one day just because her ex texted her.
She canceled the whole dinner because her coffee wasn't strong enough.
She called me at 2 a. m. to tell me she was mad about a tweet I posted.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A High Maintenance Female is like a monster who needs constant feeding and complains if you don't give her what she wants.
She left the restaurant because the waiter didn't bring her dessert first.
She sent me a 10-minute video of her crying because I didn't like her new shirt.
She started a group chat with 12 people just to tell me I was wrong.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A High Maintenance Female is a woman who thinks she's perfect and doesn't understand why everyone else isn't as good as her.
She told me my friend was ugly just because she didn't like my friend's hair.
She posted 50 photos of herself in one day and called me a failure for not liking them all.
She cried because I didn't bring her a birthday gift and it wasn't expensive.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A High Maintenance Female is someone who acts like she's the only one who matters and turns small things into big problems.
She called me a disgrace because I didn't text her back in 10 minutes.
She left the party because the music wasn't loud enough for her.
She screamed at the barista for not giving her extra whipped cream.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A High Maintenance Female is like a princess who thinks the world revolves around her and doesn't like it when it doesn't.
She threw a fit because her phone didn't charge fast enough.
She asked me to cancel my work to come to her house because she felt lonely.
She sent me a message at midnight just to tell me she was mad at me.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A High Maintenance Female is someone who gives you enough grief to make you wish you were dead.
She texted me 20 times in one hour just to ask what I was doing.
She told me I was the worst friend ever for not liking her new haircut.
She started a fight with my mom just because I didn't text her enough.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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