H.I.V.I.P.

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A group of fancy gay guys in Hollywood who think they’re hot stuff, even if they’ve got a virus or not.
'That H. I. V. I. P. just walked in. I’m gonna die of jealousy.'
‘He’s a H. I. V. I. P. and he’s got a virus. Still, he’s got better hair than me.’
‘Don’t believe everything they say. H. I. V. I. P. s lie, cheat, and steal to stay on top.’
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Rich, famous, and probably sick gay men who think they’re the bees’ knees and don’t care if they spread their germs.
‘That H. I. V. I. P. just kissed me. Now I’ve got a virus and a bad case of heartburn.’
‘He’s a H. I. V. I. P. and he’s got a virus. But he still gets the best seats at the club.’
‘Don’t let the H. I. V. I. P. s fool you. They’re all full of hot air and germs.’
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Gay men in Hollywood who act like they’re the kings of the world, even if they’re sick and probably lying about it.
‘That H. I. V. I. P. just walked by. He’s got a virus, but he’s still got better looks than me.’
‘They’re H. I. V. I. P. s. They don’t need a virus to be annoying.’
‘I’d be a H. I. V. I. P. if I had more money and less germs.’
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Gay guys in Hollywood who think they’re the best, whether they’re sick or not, and definitely don’t want you to know their secret.
‘That H. I. V. I. P. just told me he’s got a virus. I’m not sure if he’s lying or if I should run.’
‘They’re H. I. V. I. P. s. They’d rather spread germs than admit they’re not perfect.’
‘I’m not a H. I. V. I. P. I’m just a guy with a virus and a bad attitude.’
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Fancy gay men in Hollywood who think they’re the most important people, even if they’re sick and probably don’t deserve it.
‘That H. I. V. I. P. just walked in. He’s got a virus and a crown. I’ve got a virus and a headache.’
‘They’re H. I. V. I. P. s. They get the best seats, the best looks, and the best germs.’
‘I wish I was a H. I. V. I. P. I’d have better hair and less germs.’
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