Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A woman in her thirties or forties who thinks she's still cool from the eighties and still wears leggings like they're going out of style.

'I still rock my neon pants like it's 1985.'

'I don’t need a gym membership, I do Zumba in my living room.'

'I’m not old. I’m just vintage.'

2

A woman who thinks she’s still hot and still in her prime, even though her kids are now in high school.

'I don’t need Botox, I just need a good dance break.'

'I still know all the words to 'I Wanna Dance with Somebody.''

'I’m not middle-aged. I’m just in the prime of my eighties.'

3

A woman who still thinks she’s in the eighties and still believes she’s the queen of the disco.

'I still wear my fanny pack like it's a fashion statement.'

'I don’t need a face lift, I just need a new dance move.'

'I’m not old. I’m just a disco legend.'

4

A woman who’s still trying to live in the eighties and still thinks she’s the star of a music video.

'I still do the conga in my kitchen like it's a concert.'

'I still believe my hair is still perfect, no need for a mirror.'

'I don’t need a phone, I just need a boombox.'

5

A woman in her thirties or forties who still thinks she’s the main character of a teen drama from the eighties.

'I still wear my scrunchie like it's my superpower.'

'I still think I’m the main character of a soap opera.'

'I don’t need a highlighter, I just need a neon outfit.'

6

A woman who’s stuck in the eighties and still thinks she’s a rockstar with a perm and a big hair day.

'I still know all the words to 'Sweet Child O' Mine.'

'I don’t need a gym, I just need a karaoke night.'

'I’m not old. I’m just a perm icon.'