Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

so ugly you could make a monster cry.

My cousin’s face is so bad I think it’s a cursed emoji.

That guy looks like he was born in a dumpster.

I saw her and immediately texted my mom to tell her I was never getting married.

2

looks like a raccoon hit you with a spoon.

He looks like he got into a fight with a raccoon and lost.

Her face is like a pancake that got stepped on.

That guy looks like he was tossed into a blender.

3

so bad you want to punch the mirror.

I looked in the mirror and wanted to punch it so bad.

That girl is so ugly I thought the mirror was broken.

He looked so bad I almost broke my hand punching the wall.

4

looks like someone glued a sock to your face.

She looks like someone stuck a sock to her face and called it a day.

That dude’s face is like a sock that got stuck in a blender.

I think my brother’s face got glued to a sock and then stepped on.

5

so bad it hurts your eyes.

I looked at him and my eyes started crying.

Her face is so bad I think my eyes got a migraine.

That guy is so ugly I think my eyes got a divorce.

6

looks like a dog got hit by a car and then stepped in poop.

He looks like a dog that got hit by a car and stepped in poop.

Her face is like a dog that got run over and then sat in a trash can.

That guy looks like a dog that got hit by a bus and then licked a sock.