Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The H/H Ratio is how many people you save compared to how many you punch in the face.

I helped 3 kids cross the street, then I yelled at a dog. 3/1

Saved my mom from a burning toaster, then cursed my brother. 1/1

Rescued a cat from a tree, then hit a pigeon. 1/1

2

It’s like your personal scorecard of how good you are versus how much of a jerk you are.

I helped my friend cheat, then told the teacher. 1/1

Fed a stray dog, then yelled at my neighbor. 1/1

Saved a baby from a pool, then yelled at my dad. 1/1

3

How many times you’re a hero versus how many times you’re a total disaster.

Saved my little brother from a monster, then broke my mom’s favorite mug. 1/1

Helped my friend pass math, then failed my own test. 1/1

Saved my dog from a fire, then yelled at my cat. 1/1

4

It’s how many people you make happy compared to how many you make cry.

I gave my friend a pizza, then took his soda. 1/1

Saved my sister from a ghost, then made my brother cry. 1/1

Helped my dog eat cake, then yelled at my cat. 1/1

5

It’s like the number of times you’re a legend versus the times you’re just a pain in the butt.

I helped my friend win a game, then kicked my brother’s leg. 1/1

Saved my mom from a fire, then cursed my dad. 1/1

Rescued my dog from a tree, then yelled at my cat. 1/1