h&h

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H&H is when you're just hanging out with your lover, but you're also ready to get naked and make a mess.
I told my bf I was H&H, then I ate a whole pizza and had sex.
My girl said she was H&H, so I brought snacks and a condom.
He said he was H&H, but he just wanted my fries.
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H&H is like a Chinese family that’s always smiling and eating dumplings, but also secretly plotting your downfall.
My cousin said his family was H&H, but they also tried to steal my lunch money.
Hexinghe came over and ate all my cookies. Heyu just smiled.
I asked my aunt if she was H&H, and she said she was, but also wanted my job.
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H&H is when you're both happy and ready to get naked and laugh about it.
She said she was H&H, so I brought wine and my best jokes.
My guy said he was H&H, so I wore pajamas and brought pizza.
We were H&H, but then my dog ate the cheese.
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H&H is when you're so horny you can't think straight, and you're high from either weed or your life choices.
He said he was H&H, so I gave him weed and a sandwich.
My girl was H&H, so we smoked and got into a fight.
He said H&H, then he took my phone and my dignity.
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H&H is when you grab someone’s hand and hope they don’t run away or ask for a drink.
I held his hand, and he asked for a soda. That was H&H.
We held hands, but then I got a cheeseburger. Classic H&H.
She held my hand, and then she cried. That was H&H.
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H&H is when you're so hungry you could eat a horse, and you're so humble you let your brother take the last burger.
I was H&H, so I ate a sandwich and let my brother have the last fries.
My friend was H&H, so he took the burger and let me have the napkins.
I was H&H, but I also took the last soda and my brother cried.
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H&H is when you're so wasted you forget your own name, but you still remember to ask for more pizza.
I was H&H, so I ate pizza and forgot my own dog’s name.
My friend was H&H, so he asked for a drink and then cried.
We were H&H, so we drank and then we fought over the last soda.
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