Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way to say you're too high to care and just want to laugh and mess with people

H. F.&S. because I just ate a whole pizza and it's 3 a. m.

H. F.&S. because my dog just stole my phone and I can't text my mom

H. F.&S. because I failed my math test and now I'm yelling at the calculator

2

When you're too lazy to be angry and just want to cuss and giggle

H. F.&S. because my brother won't stop making fake vomit noises

H. F.&S. because my teacher gave me detention and I don't care

H. F.&S. because I just got a new pet and it's already annoying me

3

When you're so drunk you don't know if you're happy or just being loud for no reason

H. F.&S. because I drank my mom's wine and now I'm dancing in the kitchen

H. F.&S. because I just told my dad I'm a superhero

H. F.&S. because I tried to do my math homework and now I'm yelling at the clock

4

A sneaky way to say you're ignoring your problems and just want to laugh and be annoying

H. F.&S. because I skipped school and now I'm eating ice cream for breakfast

H. F.&S. because I just texted my teacher that I'm a ghost

H. F.&S. because I'm so tired I can't even remember my own name

5

When you're too busy being ridiculous to think about anything else

H. F.&S. because I just wore my pajamas to school and my teacher gave me a warning

H. F.&S. because I told my friend I'm a wizard and now I can't stop pretending

H. F.&S. because I just ate a whole bag of chips and I'm too full to move