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Hard Dick No Cuddle is when you bang someone and then immediately kick them out like they’re a bad smell.

He flipped me off and said, 'See ya, I’ve got a date with my couch.'

She walked out muttering, 'That was a one-time thing, don’t expect a sequel.'

He texted me, 'Thanks for the show, but I’ve got a pizza to eat.'

Hard Dick No Cuddle is like getting a slap on the wrist and then being told to shut up and leave.

He said, 'You were good, but I’ve got a life.'

She texted, 'That was a 5-star experience, but I’m not doing that again.'

He walked out and said, 'Don’t come back unless you’ve got a better offer.'

Hard Dick No Cuddle is when you do the deed and then get tossed out like a used sock.

He said, 'Thanks for the fun, but I’ve got a movie to watch.'

She left and said, 'That was quick, but I’ve got a hot date.'

He texted me, 'You were good, but I’ve got a beer waiting.'

Hard Dick No Cuddle is when you get the main event and then get thrown out like a bad joke.

He said, 'You were funny, but I’ve got a life to live.'

She texted, 'That was good, but I’ve got a friend waiting.'

He said, 'You were okay, but I’ve got a beer and a couch.'

Hard Dick No Cuddle is when you get the main course and then get sent out like a broken toy.

He said, 'You were fun, but I’ve got a game to play.'

She left and said, 'That was quick, but I’ve got a date.'

He texted, 'Thanks for the show, but I’ve got a pizza.'

Hard Dick No Cuddle is when you get the main event and then get tossed like a used towel.

He said, 'You were good, but I’ve got a beer to drink.'

She left and said, 'That was quick, but I’ve got a movie.'

He texted, 'Thanks, but I’ve got a date waiting.'