h.b. woodrose

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H. B. Woodrose is a stinky little pill that makes your brain go boom if you swallow just a few seeds
I ate 5 seeds and my brain exploded
My mom called the cops because I was screaming at a toaster
I tried to eat 10 seeds and now I think I'm a chicken
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H. B. Woodrose is like a magic bean that turns you into a crazy person if you eat it
I ate 3 seeds and I started talking to my cat
My brother ate 7 seeds and tried to run out of the house naked
I ate 2 seeds and my teacher thinks I’m possessed
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H. B. Woodrose is a tiny seed that will make you laugh, cry, and possibly throw up all at once
I ate 4 seeds and cried because my sock was missing
My friend ate 6 seeds and started singing show tunes
I ate 8 seeds and my dog bit my homework
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