haj

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A holy trip to Mecca that only sane people do. It’s like a religious high that makes you feel like a god.
I did the haj and now I feel like I can conquer the world.
After the haj, he didn’t even need coffee to stay awake.
She did the haj and now she looks like she’s been touched by God.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A title for someone who did the haj. They’re so calm, they probably don’t even get angry at traffic.
He’s a haj, so he just smiled when someone cut him off.
My uncle is a haj, and he doesn’t even yell at the kids.
She’s a haj and still managed to survive my teenage years.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A word for old people who act like they did the haj. They’re like wise sages who just want to nap.
My grandpa’s a haj, and he naps like he’s been meditating for 10 years.
That guy’s a haj, and he’s probably been to Mecca in his sleep.
She’s a haj and still has the patience of a saint.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A dirty word for spunk. It’s like calling your dad’s old pants ‘spunk’.
He called my spunk ‘haj’ and I didn’t even flinch.
She said my haj was ‘a little on the messy side’.
He asked for my haj and I said no.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A word that means sperm, ejaculate, or wank. It’s like the rude cousin of ‘semen’.
He said I had a haj that could make a saint blush.
She said my haj was ‘extra strong’.
He asked for a haj and I said ‘you’ve got to be kidding me’.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A Polish word for money. It’s like saying ‘cash’ but with more attitude.
He said he needed hajs to buy a new phone.
She counted her hajs and still had no idea how to save money.
They said they’d give me hajs if I stopped complaining.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A word that means ‘enough’ or ‘stop’ in some Jewish Syrian-Sephardic communities. It’s like a shout in a loud room.
He said ‘haj’ and I stopped eating my whole pizza.
She yelled ‘haj’ and the whole room went quiet.
They said ‘haj’ and I had to leave the party.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A word you shouldn’t use if you don’t know what it means. It’s like using a fancy word when you don’t know what it means.
He used ‘haj’ and I asked what it meant.
She said ‘haj’ and I had no idea what she was talking about.
They said ‘haj’ and I had to look it up.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A word used by people from New York and New Jersey who are Arab. It’s like the best of both worlds but with more drama.
He said he was a haj from New Jersey and I believed him.
She said she was a haj from Queens and I got confused.
They said they were hajs and I didn’t know what that meant.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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