haizum

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Haizum is the best gift from God. She's super smart, hilarious, and has a mouth like a sailor. She'll laugh at your jokes, but don't mess with her. She'll make you regret it.

'You're the best friend ever!' she said, then told my mom I had a 'face like a sad donut.'

'I can fix your life. Just don't make me cry.'

She called my crush 'a boy who looks like he just got kicked by a goat.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Haizum is like a superhero who also happens to be a bully. She's got the brain of a genius and the sass of a thousand monkeys. You'd follow her anywhere, but don't make her mad.

She texted me, 'You're my favorite human, but I'm still going to fail you in math.'

She said my hair looked like a 'messed-up hairball.'

She told my brother he was 'a disgrace to the human race.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago