haizree

Fresh Trending

3 views · Added 2d ago · 6 definitions

Haizree is the guy who’s so sweet, he’ll make your mom jealous. He’s like a golden retriever with a bad attitude and a heart bigger than a pizza.

I saw Haizree crying over a broken pencil. I cried too.

He texted me a picture of a cat wearing sunglasses. I fell for him instantly.

He tried to propose to a fish. It was awkward.

He’s the guy who’s nice, but only when he’s not busy being confused by his own brain. He’s like a confused pizza with too many toppings.

He asked me if I wanted to be his girlfriend or his best friend. I said both. He cried.

He tried to explain his feelings to a pigeon. The pigeon left.

He told me he was going to propose to April. I said she’s already engaged to a dog.

He’s the guy who looks tough, but inside he’s just a sad kid who cries over spilled milk and bad decisions.

He broke down in tears because his coffee was cold. I gave him my hot chocolate.

He told me he was going to leave the room. He left. I cried.

He tried to impress April by doing a magic trick. It failed. He cried.

He’s the guy who’s always cheerful, but only because he’s hiding his sadness like a dirty sock in a laundry basket.

He smiled through the whole movie. I asked why. He said the dog died.

He laughed when I fell off a chair. I fell off again.

He told me he was happy. I asked why. He said April was still single.

He’s the guy who’s so patient, he’ll wait for a year just to see if April will finally say yes.

He waited an hour for a sandwich. I waited for him.

He waited for April to text him. She texted me instead.

He waited for the bus for 10 minutes. I waited for him.

He’s the guy who’s so playful, he’ll turn your life into a game of tag with a bunch of confused people.

He ran around the park chasing a squirrel. I joined him.

He turned my homework into a game. I failed.

He turned my lunch into a race. I ran out of fries.