Haizley

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Haizleys are wild, rude, and never shut up. They’ll do anything, even steal your lunch, to get what they want. They’ll laugh at your problems like they’re a joke.
"I’ll take your burger and your dignity, thanks.", Haizley in the cafeteria
"Your bad day? Pfft. I’ve had worse.", Haizley while eating your sandwich
"You’re crying? I’m just getting started.", Haizley on a Tuesday
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Haizleys are smart, pushy, and never stop moving. They’re like a bad dream that won’t let you sleep. They’ll be your best friend, even if they’re also your worst enemy.
"I’ll be your friend, and your enemy. Choose wisely.", Haizley during lunch
"You’re stuck with me, so deal with it.", Haizley in the hallway
"I’ll be here, even if I’m also being a pain.", Haizley at 3 AM
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Haizleys are troublemakers who never stop talking. They’ll ruin your day just to make theirs better. But they’ll also save you from the worst stuff, even if they’re being an idiot.
"Your day is ruined? Great! Now I can ruin it more.", Haizley in class
"I’ll save you, and then I’ll mess it up.", Haizley after saving you from a teacher
"I’m being an idiot, but I still care.", Haizley on a bad day
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Haizleys are loud, rude, and never stop being a pain. They’ll do anything, even swear at your mom, to get what they want. But they’ll still stick by you, even if they’re being a total pain.
"Your mom? I’ll swear at her. And I’ll win.", Haizley in the hallway
"I’ll be your friend, and your pain.", Haizley during a group project
"I’ll stick by you, even if I’m being annoying.", Haizley after a bad day
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Haizleys are crazy, never shut up, and will take over your life. They’ll be your best friend, even if they’re also your worst enemy. They don’t care if you’re mad, they just laugh and keep going.
"I’m taking over your life, and I’m not stopping.", Haizley in class
"Your best friend? Also your worst enemy. Welcome to my world.", Haizley during lunch
"You’re mad? I’ll laugh and keep being annoying.", Haizley after you yelled at them
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Haizleys are loud, rude, and will fight for what they want. They’ll laugh at your problems, even if they’re the ones who caused them. They’re your friend, even if they’re also your biggest annoyance.
"I’ll fight for what I want, even if I’m being a pain.", Haizley in the cafeteria
"Your problems? I caused them, and I’ll laugh about it.", Haizley during lunch
"I’m your friend, even if I’m being a total annoyance.", Haizley after a bad day
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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