Haizelle

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Haizelle is a love-crazy mess who thinks everyone should worship her. She’s pretty enough to make a saint weep and smart enough to outwit a math teacher, but she’ll still let her friends get in trouble just to save their feelings.
She gave me her last slice of pizza so I wouldn’t feel bad about eating her lunch.
She failed a test on purpose so her friend wouldn’t be embarrassed.
She cried when I called her a ‘love-sick donkey’.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A girl so cute she could make a boy forget his own name. She’s got a heart bigger than a donut and a smile that could charm a ghost.
He asked her to prom three times in one day.
She got a boy to buy her a smoothie with a single wink.
He followed her to the grocery store just to see her pick out cereal.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A hot mess who throws parties like it’s her job. She’ll spend all her money on pizza and confetti, and then blame her friends for her bad decisions.
She broke the ceiling during her birthday party because she was too busy screaming.
She stole the DJ’s headphones just to dance by herself.
She tried to microwave a cake and ended up setting the kitchen on fire.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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