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A hot girl who's nice enough to not get yelled at. All the boys will probably try to bang her!
My crush is Haizel. I'm gonna ask her out. If I get rejected, I'll probably cry and throw a tantrum.
I saw Haizel in the hallway. I almost got a hard-on. Then I remembered I had math homework.
Haizel smiled at me. I forgot how to breathe. Then I remembered I was being stupid.