Haizel

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A hot girl who's nice enough to not get yelled at. All the boys will probably try to bang her!
My crush is Haizel. I'm gonna ask her out. If I get rejected, I'll probably cry and throw a tantrum.
I saw Haizel in the hallway. I almost got a hard-on. Then I remembered I had math homework.
Haizel smiled at me. I forgot how to breathe. Then I remembered I was being stupid.
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Haizelle is a softie who'll do anything for you, even if you treat her like trash. She’s a looker and can turn your bad day into a good one with a grin. She’s smart, but she'll let you fail just to be nice.
My friend Haizelle let me copy her homework. I failed the test. She didn't care. She just laughed and said, 'You're welcome.'
I got grounded for a week. Haizelle texted me, 'Don't worry, I'll be your escape plan.' I cried.
Haizelle smiled at me in class. I forgot my name. Then I got a D.
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A hot mess who's generous and wild. She's nuts, but she's fun and will drag you to the worst parties. She'll get you in trouble, but you won’t care because she’s worth it.
Haizel invited me to a party. I got kicked out. But I had fun.
She gave me her last pizza slice. I got food poisoning. But I still thanked her.
Haizel started a fight with the principal. I got detention. But I laughed.
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